| Broomhilda is the zoo-keeper for these musical misfitsand is the spoksman for the herd, but unlike E.F. Hutton, when she speaksNOBODY listens. She follows in the footsteps of Brunhilda and playsfloorboards, blackboards, signboards, scoreboards and keyboards. Her approach to music has been likened to Atilla the Hun in heat. HOBBIES: Knits spagetti and fashions the finished products, WAS a latebloomer and has the allergies to prove it. HERITAGE: Gernan/Ireland | Saur is the DUMMKOPF'S answer to Mike Tyson as witnessedby his mean right cross. He rents out advertising space on the solesof his shoes. When playing trombone he concocts a cacaphony of themost horrible sounds ever heard out of a musical instrument. (Possiblyof gastronomic origin). HOBBIES: Fanatically dedicated to the preservationof the Boston Bean Society. WAS Plumbers helper with Sammy Kaye. HERITAGE: Unknown, but possibly stone age. |
| KRAUT likes to "wet his whistle" whilst blowing thehorn, but one night somebody slipped him a "Mickey Finn" and he blew hisbrains out! (He's been looking for them ever since). A good musician,but the wind whistling through his ears is a trifle distracting. Has the I.Q. of a couliflower. HOBBIES: Collects old clothes andhas a used bra of Dolly Parton hanging on his back porch which he usesfor a hammock. WAS Poster Boy for birth control. HERITAGE:Scotland | HANS OFF has a liking for women of any age, who are stillbreathing. Women call him "Doc", because he's always operating andreally does think he's a G.P. (gorgeous person)! Not very bright,but still the most alert member of the group. He is acknowledgedto be the only male guitar player in America "To play with Ima Ray Hutton'sAll Girl Band"-each one indivdually (no wonder he's just pickin' and agrinnin'). HOBBIES: Founder of Stamina Plus Enterprises. HERITAGE:Part German Shepard/French/American. |
| OTTO B. SCOTT sits behind the drums, but definately marchesto the beat of a different drummer-Nobody can find where 1 is! Hasa strange look about him, but is even stranger than he looks. Whenhe was born the doctor took one look at him and slapped his mother. HOBBIES: Helping old ladies across the street whether they want to crossor not. WAS ostracised, mesmerized, and circumsized. HERITAGE:Polish, etc., etc., etc. | |
